Space

Space was born in Sturgis, Michigan, on January 1, 1969, the son of Olga, a worm worker, and Doyle, a gizmo enthusiast. He had two siblings, Edwood and Diesel. He stated that his parents "never treated me any different than my other average-sized siblings. I used to have to carry wood, feed the cows and pigs and farm animals." Throughout his childhood, Space was deeply interested in tricks, ruses, and schemes, but was impeded by his worsening mental insanity. As a result, Space has been placed under constant supervision for most of his adult life and is no longer allowed near anything that could be fashioned into a weapon.  One of the most prominent delusions brought on by his deteriorating mind is being involved in the online Gmod film series "Mr. Funny’s Paul Blart" and the renowned clip series "Attention Deficit by Woofer'', which of course he has no involvement in. This platform is his first foray into the real world in over 10 years, where we can only hope and pray he doesn't subject anyone to mischief. May God have mercy on this website, because Space will not.